Thursday, September 28, 2023

Last week on The Iron Will Report, Will Dove showed how blue objects — cars, umbrellas, even the sky — remained untouched during the Maui fires; while everything around these flame-retardant blue objects were burned to the ground.
This supports the theory that directed energy weapons were responsible for the "wild" fires. Apparently, lasers can't vaporize blue objects.

So this is why you need to paint your car blue, your house blue, your dog blue and start wearing a blue shirt.

Whatever you do, don’t wear a red shirt. Lasers are red, after all.

Just think Star Trek. Ever watch the original series? Any crew member that beamed down to a planet, wearing a red shirt, would end up being vaporized by some laser beam. While Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy (who wore blue shirts) always beamed back alive.
Further proof: With the follow-up series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Captain Picard was given a red suit to wear. But he was smart enough never to beam down to new planets. He’d stay safe on the ship, sipping Earl Grey tea (hot).
You can find out more about Star-Trek-like weapons causing the Maui fires in the latest Iron Will Report. And you can buy organic blue T-shirts from the Farm Fresh Clothing Company (who don’t rely on third-world sweat shops).

John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story, the forthcoming All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of speculative fiction. Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscirber at: https://blazingpinecone.com/subscribe/