Wear a mask, when they ask,
or Granmma's going to die

So, my, my, this covidian lie
Wear a mask when they ask or Gramma's going to die
The morgues aren't packed with bodies piled up high
Yet we must all lock ourselves down or we'll die
Don't you think it's time we ask why?

Tonight, at 8pm EST, Jonah will be performing the complete parody on the piano, live on The Fakeologist Podcast. The Fakeologist will also be interviewing him (and me) about being home schooled since birth, his pre-COVID acting career and more. It's a call-in show, so you can ask him any questions. You can find out the various ways to watch or listen to the show at Fakeologist.com.

—John C. A. Manley

PS Until then, you can check out Jonah's other music and video skits at JonahsWorld.net.

John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona, All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of philosophical fiction that are "so completely engaging that you find yourself alternately laughing, gasping, hanging on for dear life." Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber.