2 Badminton Racquets + 2 Rifles
= Sudden Adult Death Syndrome

Tomorrow, our local freedom group is having a garden party....

No, this isn't an invitation. Instead, I wanted to share with you a brilliant idea I had to make it a more practical use of our time.

You see, there's going to be a badminton net. And Dennis — our local gun aficionado who gave me my first firing lesson recently — is also coming....

So why don't we combine badminton and target practice?

Two people with racquets can knock the birdie over the net. Two people on the other side then need to fire semi-automatic rifles at the moving target.

I think this would be perfectly safe as long as everybody's wearing face masks and standing six feet apart.

My wife is concerned about casualties. But I said we can just say they died from Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

—John C. A. Manley

PS If you missed my post and photos about my first gun class you can view them here. And if you like stories that involve guns, check out the opening prologue to my novel (with Mountie 019).

PPS If anyone gets hurt, it's not an issue. We'll have at least one registered nurse on site. Her name's Tash McCormick. She's been on unpaid leave for over a year now because she refuses to mask. You can check out a newly released interview with her on Jupiter Julie's  dissident BitChute channel.

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