I ran into a doubled-masked,
quadruple vaxxed neighbour...

Friday, October 21, 2022

The other day, I ran into a doubled-masked, quadruple vaxxed neighbour...

NEIGHBOUR: Hey, John, you got any plans for the weekend?

ME: On Saturday, I'm having a few friends over and we were going to watch the 40th Anniversary Celebration of Vaccine Choice Canada on Zoom.

NEIGHBOUR [rubbing his upper arm]: Vaccine choice, eh? I couldn't agree more.

ME: You couldn't? So you believe in freedom of choice?

NEIGHBOUR: Oh, yeah! No one should be forced to take that Pfizer shot. If they want the Moderna or J&J jab instead, that's their right. Kind of like how we get to pick which colour mask we wear.

ME: Um, actually, Vaccine Choice Canada is more about the right to chose whether you get the shot or not.

NEIGHBOUR: Really? I didn't even know we had a choice. I thought it was mandatory.

ME: Yeah, that's what they'd like you to think. But thanks to grass root movements like Vaccine Choice Canada — fuelled by individuals, instead of mega-rich corporations — we still have our God-given freedoms. So I'll be tuning in for the celebrations.

NEIGHBOUR [still rubbing his arm]: So you're saying I don't need to get my sixth booster shot if I don't want to? I'm okay with the fifth. But, I think six is too much.

ME: Yeah, that's right... you don't need your sixth shot.

NEIGHBOUR: Well, that's something to celebrate. Can I attend, too?

ME: Sure, just head on over to VaccineChoiceCanada.com and you can sign up for free. It's this Saturday at 6pm EST. No masks required.

NEIGHBOUR [beginning to sweat]: No masks? But that's not safe.

ME [beginning to cry]: It's a Zoom event, for crying out loud.

I'm not sure if my triple-masked, quadruple-vaxxed (fictional) neighbour will attend, but I hope you will. You can register here.

—John C. A. Manley

PS Also, check out this collection of videos and notes from people all over the world (including a one-minute video from me) congratulating Vaccine Choice Canada on their four decade milestone.



John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona, All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of philosophical fiction that are "so completely engaging that you find yourself alternately laughing, gasping, hanging on for dear life." Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber.