I ran into a doubled-masked,
quadruple vaxxed neighbour...
Friday, October 21, 2022
The other day, I ran into a doubled-masked, quadruple vaxxed neighbour...
NEIGHBOUR: Hey, John, you got any plans for the weekend?
ME: On Saturday, I'm having a few friends over and we were going to watch the 40th Anniversary Celebration of Vaccine Choice Canada on Zoom.
NEIGHBOUR [rubbing his upper arm]: Vaccine choice, eh? I couldn't agree more.
ME: You couldn't? So you believe in freedom of choice?
NEIGHBOUR: Oh, yeah! No one should be forced to take that Pfizer shot. If they want the Moderna or J&J jab instead, that's their right. Kind of like how we get to pick which colour mask we wear.
ME: Um, actually, Vaccine Choice Canada is more about the right to chose whether you get the shot or not.
NEIGHBOUR: Really? I didn't even know we had a choice. I thought it was mandatory.
ME: Yeah, that's what they'd like you to think. But thanks to grass root movements like Vaccine Choice Canada — fuelled by individuals, instead of mega-rich corporations — we still have our God-given freedoms. So I'll be tuning in for the celebrations.
NEIGHBOUR [still rubbing his arm]: So you're saying I don't need to get my sixth booster shot if I don't want to? I'm okay with the fifth. But, I think six is too much.
ME: Yeah, that's right... you don't need your
sixth shot.
NEIGHBOUR: Well, that's something to celebrate. Can I attend, too?
ME: Sure, just head on over to
VaccineChoiceCanada.com and you can sign up for free. It's this Saturday at 6pm EST. No masks required.
NEIGHBOUR [beginning to sweat]: No masks? But that's not safe.
ME [beginning to cry]: It's a Zoom event, for crying out loud.
I'm not sure if my triple-masked, quadruple-vaxxed (fictional) neighbour will attend, but I hope you will. You can register
here.
—John C. A. Manley
PS Also, check out this collection of videos and notes from people all over the world (including a one-minute video from me) congratulating Vaccine Choice Canada on their four decade milestone.
John C. A. Manley is the author of
Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story, the forthcoming
All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of speculative fiction. Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber at:
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