Many of my fellow conspiracy theorists were speculating that the winter dump was a result of weather modification. The government knew people were losing their fear of the flu and wouldn't listen to "stay-at-home" mandates, so they orchestrated a HAARP blizzard to keep people apart.
Ironically, if we had a big snowfall like this ten years ago, people would have said it was a Christmas miracle. Now they say it's an Xmas conspiracy.
Personally, I love snow at Christmas, so I'll call it a miracle, until proven otherwise.
Stay sane, stay real,
John C. A. Manley
PS Fortunately, for my son and I, two of our best friends (who we met at a No More Lockdown rally) live only a two-minute walk away, and joined us for Christmas dinner...
PPS For more on the importance of face-to-face, check out the Academy of Idea's latest: Smartphones, Social Media, and the Rise of a Schizophrenic Society