Blazing Reader:
The German Minister of Health, Karl Lauterbach, admitted on mainstream news (so it must be true!) that one in every 10,000 doses of the COVID shot is resulting in "heartbreaking" adverse reactions.
He didn't say how heartbreaking. But he did say they were "tragic" (like paralysis?) and some are permanent (death?). When asked why he had previously claimed on Twitter that the shots were safe, he said that was an "exaggeration" he made in "an ill-considered tweet."
Oh, and don't blame him, because Lauterbach didn't sign the contract with Pfizer. He's a good guy, really.
Funny how he says 1 in 10,000 doses. If the most devout have received at least four shots, that would mean 1 in every 2,500 is going to get, what Lauterbach calls, "post-vax syndrome." But, don't worry, the state will cover the cost of treatment. What kind of treatment? He's not sure yet. But I think we can assume it'll be "safe and effective."
Bleib gesund und verliere nicht die Hoffnung,
(Stay sane & don't lose hope,)
PS In Much Ado About Corona's first review on Amazon Germany, Christian Pillon wrote: "The thing that surprised me most (in a pleasant way) about Much Ado About Corona is the amount of quality humour the author threw in there. It’s probably the key ingredient of this exquisite novel, without which, the dramatic and depressing chronicle would be hard to swallow. I was often laughing out loud to myself (not such a common thing)."
John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story, the forthcoming All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of speculative fiction. Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber at: https://blazingpinecone.com/subscribe/
