I was kidnapped and forced to vaporize
the United Nations Headquarters

Blazing Reader,

Way back in 1995, I played the role of Dr. Fassbender in a high school production of The Pink Panther Strikes Again. Fassbender was a grey-headed, old German scientist who was kidnapped along with his daughter by the villain, Charles Dreyfus. I even kept the poster all these years — which you can see here:

My daughter (on my right) was played by one of the most gorgeous young ladies in the school, and I was scripted to give her a kiss on the cheek every rehearsal and performance. I was the envy of my male peers.

Anyhow, Dreyfus kidnapped us in order to force me (Dr. Fassbender) to build a "Doomsday Machine" to vaporize the United Nations headquarters.

Oddly, vaporizing the United Nations was treated like an act of evil.

But, really, think about it... How much better would the world be without the United Nations and its partner in international crime, the World Health Organization?

Per ejemplo, I remember back in March 2020, I was getting our bikes tuned up at the local shop and the owner was going on about some pandemic.

"What pandemic?" I asked.

"Don't you watch the news?" he shot back.

"Don't you look around?" I replied, gesturing to the parking lot. "There's nothing happening."

He sneered, and replied, "If you can't trust the WHO, then who can you trust?"

I ended up using that line in chapter one of Much Ado About Corona where Vincent says to Stefanie:

“If you can’t trust the World Health Organization, then who can you trust?”

“How about evidence-based science?”

“Uh, I think scientists work at the WHO.”

She walked out around the counter, revealing the rest of her green dress, draping all the way down to her brown sandals, barely allowing me a glimpse of her ankles. Those sandals stepped toward me, coming dangerously close to breaching my COVID bubble. Instinctively, I backed away.

“I said evidence-based science,” she persisted, “not the words of scientists bribed, blackmailed and bamboozled into propagating mass hysteria."

Sadly, most people don't think like Stefanie. They believe the UN and the WHO are noble organizations, uniting the world into some kind of Star Trek utopia.

Ah, Star Trek, Gene Roddenberry's communistic vision of the future: The series didn't just predict a United Nations, it had an entire United Federation of Planets — all headed by a single "Mr. President" who ran everything from... San Francisco.

Can you imagine the universe being run out of San Francisco? Please, set your phaser to kill, and shoot me now.

Anyway, I'm not suggesting Dr. Fassbender should've vaporized the UN's HQ. That would've been a waste of a good building. But I'm all for bringing an end to the United Nations and The World Hoax Organization.

Leslyn Lewis, a member of the Canadian parliament, seems to agree. She has a petition before the House of Commons demanding the government "urgently implement Canada's expeditious withdrawal from the UN and all of its subsidiary organizations, including WHO." It outlines their evil agendas with piercing brevity. I recommend you read it, and if you're Canadian, to seriously consider signing it. It's available on the House of Commons website.

— John C. A. Manley

PS In my forthcoming novella, All the Humans Are Sleeping, it is quite clear that the United Nations is the villain of the story. Next email, I'll send you an example from chapter 6.05.
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John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story, the forthcoming All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of speculative fiction. Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber at: https://blazingpinecone.com/subscribe/