North and South Pole conspiracy theories
you really (do not) need to know

Blazing Reader,

We all know that the US Congress long ago caved to department store lobbyists and has been hiding the existence of Santa’s workshop in the North Pole.

After all, what do you think HAARP is for?

Weather control?

Come on! That's just a backup cover story for conspiracy theorists who don’t fall for the official "it's there to study the northern lights" cover story.

Now, the South Pole is also rich in conflicting conspiracy theories — ranging from "an ice wall that separates our Flat Earth from the Extra Tera" to a "Mystery School educational tax write-off."

The most likely answer, however, was confirmed by yours truly during my recent guest appearance on the Get Woke Up! podcast: Antarctica is actually a resort where reptilian aliens and time-travelling Nazis chill out together in hot tubs.

The show's wacky hosts subjected me to a thorough psychological evaluation to determine how much of a conspiracy theorist I really am. Released last Saturday, you can hear how Anthony and Mad Doug scored me over at: https://getwokeup.com/coast-to-coast-conspiracy/

— John C.A. Manley

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