Jordan B. Peterson's Woke Master Class

Blazing Reader,

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, I'm sorry to report, has caved to the woke mob. Maybe it's all the pressure from his regulatory board. Whatever the reason, he's just released his very own "Woke Master Class" where he's teaching that:

"Life is not really about personal responsibility, or starting a family or working hard. No. It's about how many bloody pronouns you have."

In addition to helping you acquire more pronouns, in the trailer for his politically correct master class, Peterson promises:

"I'll be helping people master the craft of judging people by their skin colour, not by their character.... bloody amazing what Martin Luther King did, you know, it's really like far-right Nazi propaganda, you know. Well, I have a dream too, I have a dream white people would just sit down and shut up."

Whether you're white or not, you can identify as white, shut up and watch the official trailer here:

And if you don't watch it that probably means you are sexist, racist, transphobic, xenophobic and arachnophobic.

—John C.A. Manley

PS WARNING: The trailer contains a few of those obscenities Ayn Rand was warning us about in my previous post: Why neither Ayn Rand or I use 4-letter words in our novels

John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story, the forthcoming All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of speculative fiction. Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber at: https://blazingpinecone.com/subscribe/