The Christmas I was tasered by
two police officers wearing blue surgical masks

Blazing Reader,

On this day, three years ago, I was tasered twice by two cops wearing blue surgical masks.

Here's the full story, as reported the next day, including bodycam footage:

https://blazingpinecone.com/hand-sanitizer/

I must admit, I kind of had it coming.

John C.A. Manley

John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona, All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of philosophical fiction that are "so completely engaging that you find yourself alternately laughing, gasping, hanging on for dear life." Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber.