Blazing Reader,
After three years of work (and $7k studio fees), the Much Ado About Corona audiobook is completed and currently under review with Audible's quality control team.
What a great job that must be: listening to audiobooks for forty hours a week. My novel clocked in at over 18 hours, so that's half-a-week's work for some lucky beta-listener.
Once he or she is done with it, then it's your turn...
Even if you've already read the print version, not only will you surely enjoy listening to me read (and sing) the novel anew, but the audiobook edition will make a great last-minute Christmas gift for all your red-pilled friends and family. Audible allows you to purchase a coupon code, which you can email or print and slip in a Christmas card.
For a Christmas-y sample of the Much Ado About Corona audiobook, check out Chapter 81: The North Pole’s Pharmaceuticals Department (which includes the painfully funny "We Wish You a Sa-fe Christmas" carol).
John C.A. Manley
P.S. Please share this post with friends and family. It would be fantastic if we could generate hundreds of sales next week, which would lead to Audible recommending Much Ado About Corona to its 36 million members — spreading the novel's message of courage, freedom and community at this, both the darkest and most festive time of year.
John C. A. Manley is the author of Much Ado About Corona, All The Humans Are Sleeping and other works of philosophical fiction that are "so completely engaging that you find yourself alternately laughing, gasping, hanging on for dear life." Get free samples of his stories by becoming a Blazing Pine Cone email subscriber.